ALEX PARDEE returns to ruin rainbows forever 🌈 OOZY RAINBOW is 8" of chernobyl charm that is simply dripping with chemistry 🧪
After bobbing for grenades in expired battery acid this smiling fool donated his lips to a soup kitchen and started volunteering at a local children's hospital (where he's successfully scared kids back to health!) 👻 Not having eyelids has made it hard to wink, but his alter EARgo will let you know when he wants to get you alone 💀
NEVER SLEEP AGAIN 😍 Alex Pardee is back with his FINAL colorway and your inner child is gonna need some serious fckng therapy when it wakes up 👦 👧
BRIGHTMARE JAHBREAKER is most infamously known as imaginary friend to the stars of horror--Jason Voorhees, Freddy Kreuger, Michael Myers to name a few (Pennywise the Clown even has BRIGHTMARE JAHBREAKER listed as his emergency contact 🚑 )
With custom jaws and claws this 8” play-place massacre will having you missing your old night terrors.
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The Alex Pardee Candemons (candy... demons... Candemons!) are what happens when good sweets go bad. More common than you might think!
Cornelius is that fetid old candy corn that's been around forever... we're pretty sure it was demonic from Day 1, but that's just us. Standing 7.5" tall, with pointy teeth and sharp claws, The Giant Shark Edition Cornelius has been lurking in the deep, waiting for you to take a swim. You're not safe anywhere!
