FREE Green Maddie Cthulhu Until Society Collapses
WHO DOESN'T LOVE FREE?!
Someone definitely broke this timeline... so it's now time to welcome your dark lord and savior Maddie Cthulhu into your home!
She will walk the Highway to Hell with you, all you have to do is click this link, add Maddie to your cart, and pay for shipping.
Maddie is FREE, as demon spawn should be.
Bigshot is shipping FREE 4" Green Maddies until they run out, or until the sun consumes the Earth, or until the postal services stop functioning as we return to the stone age. In any case, this deal won't last long.
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