Firstly, do not try to gnaw on any dumpsters. Ew! Except this one. It's a delicious green frosted donut. Wait, no it's not! It's the latest vinyl Dumpster Fire collectible! Not edible! This one has a round green dumpster body has frosting and sprinkles, a frosted cruller flame, and an eclair lid. A delicious addition to any Dumpster Fire collection!*⁠
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*do not eat the donuts; they are not food.⁠